Government Motors presents the Chrysler Genericus!
July 17, 2010 by Options Choices
Filed under Future options
A look at the future of Chrysler, and GM, and your future options as a car buyer. If I were you, I’d change oil regularly and keep the old jalopy maintained. 
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“Does anyone know how to disable the free-ride entitlement sensors??”
That was a bit on-the-nose, don’t you think?
Thanks for the laugh.
Do a youtube search of the 2012 Pelosi GTX, it is hilarious.
Im keeping my jalopy,no genericus for me.
A +++++
Brilliant
Oh man, this video is funny. Thanks for the laugh. God bless.
Mike,
no, and what’s worse, if you place a legal, conceal-carry permitted pistol in this car, it tasers you.
Yes, yes and it gets a Zillion miles to the gallon.
But the bodywork needs constant maintenance…
And if I pass a hitchhiker, it automatically pulls over and offers them a free ride!!!
Does anyone know how to disable the free-ride entitlement sensors??
Every day I wait in excitement for the chrysler genericus pelosia and the stu-ped.
well, that makes more sense.
Me, I grew up in west Texas, Midland to be precise, an oil boom town if there ever was one.. which is why I felt comfy enough to inquire about the specifics of your assertions, mon frere..
As to the reason labor is cheaper here? we are not YET socialists. No fear though, soon we’ll be pricing ourselves out of such jobs because we have to pay so much tax… then we’ll have 20% unemployment like a good Euro socialist country..
what would I know, I just grew up in an oil boom town, right?
we get it out of the ground, steam it, put it in pipelines and it goes for further processing in the states, US labor is cheaper than Albertan labor. Pay $15 in US, or $30+ in alberta.
I’m puzzled. You Canadians are exporting bitumen jobs? I thought the jobs were about the bitumen, which is IN Canada… how can you export a job that’s tied to a spot in the ground in Canada?
Just curious. I’d love to export a few jobs from the states, like the mayor’s job in every big american city.. some legislature jobs…. a bunch of media jobs.. we could get rid of a lod of boneheads and useless mouths to feed.. they could learn the bitumen business
same here in Canada, we should stop exporting bitimun jobs to the US, bring them back to alberta, that’s a million more jobs for us, dont like it, well, you can always buy oil from somewhere else.
Yes.I cant wait to get the car that looks like my favorite democrat nancy pelosi,and I am so excited that I cant wait to ride the stu-ped.
The stu-ped looks like fun.
The chrysler genericus is available for order and I ordered the nancy pelosi model and the joe biden stu-ped..
fantastic good job hahaha
Great video. Can you believe they are using our money to bail out Chrysler and in return Chysler is taking US jobs to Canada and Mexico.
LOL!!!!
Sleeping on the job=LAZY.LAZY=OBESE
xj2yzz,
geez, how cruel and intolerant you are, how politically incorrect.. it’s not the obesity, it’s the SLEEPING ON THE JOB..
Look at that obese government worker sleeping and we the wealthy pay for that crap.
Typical obese government worker.
can’t help but remind you that, in some future Obamaland, you may well be FORCED to buy a GM car. This is how they’d do it–
if you choose to buy a DIFFERENT car, they’ll charge you 50% MORE for it so the union guys at GM can still be supported.
Seriously.. this is how they think.
I am an independent but LORD JESUS LOVEIT will the employed (who are left) relize they are working for a living to pay for those that VOTE for a living?